Alright. So this morning i woke up bright and early to camp out at my local Gamestop to get a Nintendo Wii.

I get to the store at about 5:30. I’m 9th in line. My friends, who were near the front of the line, say that they hear that there are going to be 9 Wiis. Sweet.

We get into the store at around 7:00, and it turns out that they only have…drumroll….8 Wiis. And I was 9th.

Well, it looks like I’m going to have to wait a few more days for the next shipment to come in.

Do you see this ridiculousness that banner ads have reduced us to? I certainly don’t want to slap this poor man’s belly. Look at him! Him and his angry man-tits could strike back at anny waking moment.

I’ll post more as I find them. You readers should totally hit me up with them as well.

Actually, this post has nothing to do with secret agents. I just wanted to do that title because hey, 007, James bond, Casino Royale coming out this weekend…don’t you judge me.

Actually, when i had this post envisioned in my mind, I had a couple of things to talk about that’s be Philosophies that i’ll get to later, like the overcommercialization of Christmas, or luck. But that’s really not what I felt in the mood to talk about.

What I want to show you all, my faithful readers, is something that we ALL deserve to have at least once a day: a good, refreshing nap.

I recently stumbled upon a software called Pzizz that claims to help you have better naps. Now, while I obviously can’t afford this software as I’m currently saving my monies for the Wii launch next week, I would like to share with you all the wonders of this website and its super fun nap time software. Soundtrack.

They sent me a free download for going there, a 15-minute nap track that I listened to tonight when i started to fall alseep whilst reading for English class. Let me tell you, I never had such a good nap in all of my days of teenagedom. Everyone, do yourself a favor and click that link. Take 15 or 20 minutes to yourself, then listen to that track and drift off into wonderful slumber.

Also. Expect more frequent updates, now that football season is basically over and I’ll have more free time to do stuff.

Happy napping, everyone!